Wednesday, May 13, 2015

DEVIANT TRAILER: Crimson Fucking Peak (2015)


I'm calling it right now...best horror film of 2015!

Man...if this turns out to be a turkey, that previous claim will come back to kick me in the pants. It's cool, tho...I'm pretty much used to getting kicked in the pants. There was this one time in middle school when I was sticking up for a fellow metal-head regarding his Megadeth t-shirt and a jock kicked me pretty hard in the pants. Still makes me wince when I think about that. Anyway...there's not much I need to say about this new Crimson Peak  trailer other then...HOLY FUCKING GODDAMN!!!

Check it out...







Blah, blah, blah...Tom Hiddleston and Mia Wasikowska look amazing. Blibbity, blibbity...did I mention Jessica Chastain?? Blah, blah, blah...Doug Jones and del Toro can do no wrong. I mean...seriously...do I need to really go on about this film? When October 16th arrives and you're not in the goddamn theater with me...I am going to be beyond upset. Like...remember that one time you spilled soda on my fucking Sega Master System and I couldn't play Alex Kidd in Miracle World and I didn't talk for you for like a month. Well...it will be worse than that...I can guarantee it, my friend. Anyway...Crimson Fucking Peak, people!


Thanks for reading,

bryan.




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