Unfortunately...the Trailer Clairvoyant is away traveling the world for a bit. So, I've been left to comment on some of the trailers that have been coming out lately. Like, for instance, the new trailer for Texas Chainsaw 3D.
Now, I'm not gonna get on my usual "Fuck All Remakes" soapbox...because, well, I'm a bit tired of doing that. Hollywood is gonna churn out remakes/re-imaginings/re-whateverthefucks no matter what us true horror fans think about them. So, I guess, the only thing left to do is get used to them...right? I just wish they made them more fun.
To be clear...Texas Chainsaw 3D is, supposedly, a sequel to the original. Because, quite frankly...we needed one. It is said to take place immediately after the events of the 1974 classic film. Also, the studio executives cut the title of the new film down to just Texas Chainsaw...because, who needs a goddamn title to be so long. Oh...and they added the 3D in the title to let you know that you're going to be paying more to see a chainsaw pop out at you. Oh yeah...singer/songwriter/rapper Trey Songz is in this, too....probably for only like 10 minutes or so.
I don't know, man. I wish I could be more excited for this film. Even Leatherface looks a bit on the goofy side. The one thing I will say, tho...is that Alexandra Daddario and her hypnotic breasts will be in this. So, that's good. And...it's rated R. So, there's that.
Here's the ground-breaking trailer...
Directed by John Luessenhop (Takers), Texas Chainsaw 3D comes out on January 4th, 2013. Just in time for Human Trafficking Awareness Day (I seriously didn't make that up lol).
Hypnotic...I tell you...
Thanks for reading,